I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine
i said it once and i'll say it again: no more unnecessary plot lines unless they're relevant to the sex scenes.
Me writing porn: FUCK I can't believe I need to talk about the sewers of Paris for this blow job to proceed
Anonymous asked:
The US government is CONVINCED Bucky's still brainwashed because he keeps saying Minimum wage should be raised
thecyndimistuff answered:
Bucky, who spent most of life helping Steve get by with his 900 disabilities and illnesses: we don’t have universal healthcare by now?
Bucky’s therapist making a note that he’s still a Russian communist:
Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo’s?
we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
im gorbachev who wants to be reagan
Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants
u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is
You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )
what kind of eyes do y’all have




